quizzy

1. My uncle once: I had no uncles I can think of
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2. Never in my life: would I intentionally hurt anyone
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3. When I was five: I bit the dentist and he threw me out of the chair
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4. High School was: Hartcliffe Comp
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5. I will never forget: my nan and grandad
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6. I once met: Guillermo del Toro
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7. There's this girl I know who: umm is this a Danielle story?
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8. Once, at a bar: I set the bar alight with hot apple pie drinks
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9. By noon, I'm usually: getting ready for bloody work!
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10. Last night: I cried
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11. If I only had: more kittens
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12. Next time I go to church: I’ll burn it down
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13. Terry Shiavo: who?
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14. What worries me most: Steve getting ill
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15. When I turn my head left, I see: the curtains
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16. When I turn my head right, I see: Steve
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17. You know I'm lying when: you could never tell if I’m lying
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18. What I miss most about the eighties: being younger!
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19. If I was a character in Shakespeare, I'd be: the one with the dagger
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20. By this time next year: I hope it will all be calmer
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21. A better name for me would be: Your highness
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22. I have a hard time understanding: The scots dialect
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23. If I ever go back to school, I'll: have school dinners yum
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24. You know I like you if: I share my chocolate
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25. If I ever won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: Heidi
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26. Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: aren’t invited for dinner
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27. Take my advice, never: refuse
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28. My ideal breakfast is: nothing
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29. A song I love, but do not have is: Halfway Hotel Voyager
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30. If you visit my hometown, I suggest: you come armed
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31. Tulips, character flaws, microchips & track stars: mean nothing to me
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32. Why won't people: stop smoking?
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33. If you spend the night at my house: bring wine
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34. I'd stop my wedding for: no-one I love him
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35. The world could do without: cigarettes Christians and Amy Whitehouse
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36. I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: Amy Whitehouse’s belly
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37. My favorite blonde is: Owen Wilson
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38. Paper clips are more useful than: religion
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39. If I do anything well, it's: Ironing
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40. And by the way: You aren't getting 7 monkeys for Christmas