Monday Night

This years Christmas TV has to be the worse ever. I don't think there's anything I can look back on and say brilliant. By far one of the worse has to be The Vicar Of Dibley's lowering itself to talk of Blow Jobs and Lesbianism to get laughs. Hey If you know me well you'll know I am Ms Liberated. I'll do and have done most things but FFS resorting to cheap Jokes like that wasn't funny.
Eastenders? Was anyone in the slightest bit interested in breathless Sharon hair extensions shagging her brother Dennis? Plus the ever aging Den Watts, with the sex appeal of a pair of Marigold Gloves back in the Vic? We all know he's going to be ousted in a few weeks. Hope he takes his bad hair day wife with him.
Anyways enough crap TV talk. I'm loving the new Maroon Five CD. They've taken a while to grow on me but they're here now. I also am infatuated with Kasabian and Thirteen Senses.
Book wise? My Cat Psychotherapy has reinforced that I am indeed one of those awful over the top cat mothers. I fitted the criteria completely even down to the anti-depressants. Last night I got out of bed three times to the kitten crying at the front door because she thought she'd been left all alone. And why does she cry? Because some fecking idiot will get out of bed and pick her up and hug her...Even at 3am.
I hadn't noticed Google has done another Page Rank sweep until I noticed Danz poorly spelt Blog has a 3 ranking. God!
The Ex has been bending Collettes ear today for 42 minutes. He's unhappy about us going to Paris. Unhappy we aren't taking dad with us (none of his fecking business) Is amazed that I can afford to go to Disney...Aren't I meant to be destitute? He Feels like he's going to disown Abby. He says she's miserable all the time and was rude about him to his sister-in-law and she had to reprimand Abby and tell her to be respectful to her father (I don't think so) Danz said that wasn't true and Danz doesn't lie.
He said if he knew about Disney he'd have given them some money...So Coll said. Ok well you know now you can still give. But no! He's short of cash after his £20 spend in Primark for Christmas.
He also told Collette he's not going to buy Abby any more presents. If I was Primark I'd be scared of a loss of revenue at that point.