Tales

Just for a laugh I did download the Penthouse audiobook onto my Ipod the other night. I also downloaded Lemony Snickett and some travel book.
I laid in bed last night and turned it on ...just to see. I was pretty down and thought it might make me laugh.
You know the stories are pretty rubbish really. All that 'watching his powerful thighs ripple when he moves' crap.
The first story was about a hot day in paradise. She kept breathlessly moaning "I was soooo Hhhhhhot."
But the second story actually turned me on. You know there's something about somebody else reading the tale...no pictures so you can visualise it yourself. Well, I tell you my Ipod is just the most marvellous thing since they invented the Rabbit.