Sunday, January 30, 2005

Eastenders sacking....again!

So the woman brought in to 'save' the ailing Eastenders after the infamous Louise Berridge's disatrous efforts, has also been sacked. I'm not surprised. Louise's main failing was in bringing the Sick looking Den Watts back to the show. The guy even looks like he's been reincarnated. Does anyone know if he's got AIDS? He don't look well to me.
When will they learn? It never works to bring people back. Look at the great Patrick Duffy, in the shower, series of Dallas.
Yes any young beautiful 19 yr old will shag him....right?So realising their mistake, what do they do with Den? Do they let him slip away to Spain with his Dreadfully permed and very dull wife Chrissy? NO they make a huge song and dance with a really truly vomit inducing storyline with sordity and debauchery. Bad enough having Sharon the ageing blonde bonking off her brother and lustfully breathing heavily whenever they're on set together. Now Den persuades Dennis's GF Zoe to have sex with him to get pregnant and pretend it's Dennis's WTF?
Now we have Alfie Moon's two gormless Nephews trying very hard to be the next Mitchell Brothers but being about as macho as Dick and Dom. Why is the ridiculous Andy the 'Gangsta' still around anyways? He's about as scary Count Duckula. Peggy Mitchell's character was more menacing. And who gives a flying fuck if the chavvy Millers get married? Yeah get married and move to the outer Hebrides.
So now Den is going to be bumped off again. Returned from the dead like a bad version of Pet Semetary and put back in his grave...by... Sam Mitchell? Yeah right she burns him to death with her Good Hair Day Hair Straighteners. His curly wife Chrissy...Manicured to death. A good French Polish and he's a goner. Zoe? She gives him AIDS (actually that's quite good!) What a pile of London Horse Manure.
Switch off all you British Viewers. Go do something less damaging to your brain. Like drink a few bottles of Absolut

No comments: