Ok so the new craze is a mobile phone activated love bullet. It vibrates everytime you have a text message or a call.
Hmmm, I guess if your lover was a million miles away it might be fun to remember them by,but remember the passion pants incident at Asda?
Dodgy if you ask me.
And the person who drew this article to my attention who said if it was them they'd
quote:
(I would send you 50,000 volts)
Is in BIG trouble.
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I saw it in the Metro (free London paper) and just thought "Trin's blog" You could send me one with 100,1000 back of you like, not that, being male, I could think of ANYHWHERE TO PUT IT!
so you couldn't see some article on Global warming or world poverty or something even more intellectually challenging and think Trin's Blog?
tsk and double tsk.
Global warming. Dull. That's more my sort of blog crap. Between the stuff about bottoms and things as my audience (which appears to be just you as far as I can tell) has a limited attention span. You are good at vibrators. It is your destiny in life. Embrace it.
What gets me is why there is no Andrew Summers selling things we men can tuck into our briefs while wandering around ASDA. It would certainly make shopping with the Mrs a more enjoyable experience.
What sort of cheese do you want this week dear. Hmmmm?
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