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Well, what a thing. A talking vibrator. You can record in your own voice or the voice of your lover. Or some other secret little man you fantasize over... Imagine taking the thing to church to record the voice of the vicar. Mint.
PS Why is that clitoral rabbit thing giving us the two fingers? Bleedin cheek.
My tiger shark clitoral stimulator will be much better. It is of very similar appearance to a rabbit but has a 2000 rpm diamond drill at the tip and can also be used for putting up shelves.
Talking vibrators, and hidden ones you can use on the office too. Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "talking through your arse"
ReplyDeletePS Why is that clitoral rabbit thing giving us the two fingers? Bleedin cheek.
ReplyDeleteMy tiger shark clitoral stimulator will be much better. It is of very similar appearance to a rabbit but has a 2000 rpm diamond drill at the tip and can also be used for putting up shelves.